Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
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McChinaman banned, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:49,
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Did you have to put her six feet under?
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:00,
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beat me to it
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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I bet you can still hear her complain though.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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You still could love her.
You might have to soak the body for a while if it has stiffened.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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and then you can just slip it back into the canal when you're done.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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Ah, ready for the next!
Like it, like it. No excuse for bad manners, eh?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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I can still her complai-ee-eeyay-eeyayee-ain ,,,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
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McChinaman banned, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:12,
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I had a similar problem.
I had to burn, burn the witch.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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