Yes
I think the contributions of this man are the best things in QoTW and without his thoughtful, incisive comments it would be a much worse place. Who can forget his "All women are whores" or "I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE" - let alone his masterful "I hope you fall under a moving car on the way home" ?
Is there anyone else capable of such wit ? We're so lucky to have him with us.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:35, 1 reply)

I loved your post on the original story, now sadly lost to the bane of thread deletion, but fabulous work nonetheless.
Do you still collect care bears?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:50, closed)

Come on
you can do better than that. C- at best there Rory.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:57, closed)

Wasn't it about internet communities and hugglewuggles and shit like that.
It was depressingly twee.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:04, closed)

No, dear boy
it was actually differentiating between people who actually contribute to the site, and people who just post spiteful bile that they wouldn't have the balls to say face to face to anyone...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:42, closed)

It’s all sailed over your head due to your poor attentive span.
The original post spammed a shit cringeworthy blog. I contributed to the forum by saying as much. The rest of the replies consisted of the predictable knighting of an internet trollop, and Piston being his usual socially crippled self. If you want to play nicely fuck off to mumsnet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:00, closed)

Wouldn't that be 'attention span'? Or is his span (?) particularly attentive, yet poor in some other ambiguous respect?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:40, closed)

it's a little later, but I've been busy...
I checked out 'mumsnet', as you suggested - it was pretty dull. Just some needy cunt with the handle 'lyonmum', banging on about how she regretted being equipped with a womb as it had spawned nothing but a very forgettable failure with a propensity for sweary nonsense and poor grammar.

We hooked up. I shall be violating her, thursday week. Up the wrong 'un.

Thanks for the tip (as 'lyonmum' will doubtlessly scream).
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:26, closed)

If doing a pensioner confined to a wheelchair with MS is the best that you can do fire away
I see why you keep knighting fat QOTW chicks, the chances are one day you'll catch one at a particularly low point in their life.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:22, closed)

Her wheelchair has MS?
Such cruel irony...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:15, closed)