Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Here I SitBroken hearted
Wanted to shit
But only farted.
I thank you.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:38, 7 replies)
I'm not really sure how this relates to the question to be honest.But well done for sharing, anyway.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:42,
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If you say that to a girl and she doesn't find it funnyThen get the fuck out, you don't need that bitch!
It's the best advice I've seen so far.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, closed)
Well I imagine it was inspired by some sort of relationship withcrap.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:58,
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I suppose I could've written it as follows.There I was, sitting on the toilet desperate for a dump. I was feeling let down and utterly dejected that this bit of poo wasn't playing ball. All I seemed to do was fart.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:20, closed)
Still not relevant(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:49, closed)
See above reply to disasterprone(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:11,
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Then one dayI took a chance
Tried to fart
But shit my pants.
You're so welcome.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:42, closed)
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