Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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a friend of a friend had a similar encounter years ago,After getting the good ol' head from the bird he was seeing, he thought he would be a gentleman and return the oral favour.
Upon 'clearing a path' a 2 inch long sausage of what he described as, and I quote, "c*nt custard" slowly crept out.
The relationship didn't last long after that
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Bamboo Steamer, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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Fuck me.I'm going to be sick.
Seriously, it takes a lot to get my stomach churning so thank god my wife isn't a genuinely dirty bitch like these munters.
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Seriously dudeI dry-heaved and LOLed at that. An interesting sensation.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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