Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Yeah so anyway this guy at school when he was on tour with the rugby team they went to Thailand and he got off with this prossy only it turned out she was a guy!LOL!
We never told him 'cos he's a real homophobe and he'd flip out if he found out.
LOL!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:58,
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He didn't notice?Clearly "got off with" means something different to me. I thought he might have noticed the sticky-out-man-bits.
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weirdbeard, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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Ah, different generations..."Get Off With" to me is to stick your tongue down her throat.
You're thinking of 3rd base. Actually, I've never called it third base, that'd be Merkin. What the fuck is it called over here?
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Fucking(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:08, closed)
Hahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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lol, indeed :-)Maybe I meant 2nd base... as in a little light fingering.
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FriggingOr, if she's particularly hairy, Frigging In The Rigging.
You're going to be humming that all day, now
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Frigging in the RIIIIIIIIIIIIGGING....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS There's fuck all else to do!
Nice :-)
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^What she said^(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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