Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Shave what, though?I mean, there's beards, and there's beards.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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She did mention that she weasn't referring to her faceI can only assume she meant her biffer
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:58,
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ahI read it as she'd shave her toes prior to painting them, leading me to assume she's most likely a hobbit.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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Ha ha!"Biffer"
that's a new one
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:20,
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"Biffer"Haven't heard that expression in years... You from Essex, perchance emvee?
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Armpits and/or legs.You clearly know nothing of women, outside of porno films.
Still, all that research means you'll at least know where to stick it, should the opportunity arise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Haha, yeah, thanks for spelling out the jokeBelieve it or not, I do live with a woman, I'm quite aware of their depilatory habits
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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