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Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...

My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.

Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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where to start
i am a chef
a hard working
poorly paid chef
my boss talks about his cock to much, sings a long to songs that he doesn't know the words
shouts at everyone
pretends hes a fitness freak when he spends his time smoking and drinking
has a really sound girlfriend who he doesn't deserve
he steals the kitchen staffs tips
fires people for no reason and acts like a cunt all the time
i have 4 days left

anyhoo stories. . .
well theres the spanish guy dani who used to steal my bosses hashish for a smoke after work
gael who used to throw the stuff he hadn't finished out the window
irene who cant cook
and jose, the alchoholic with a ponytail

oh wait, none of that is funny, its depressing

i hate my job
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 1:21, Reply)

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