Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
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chthonic, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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Cock WashWhere i live in Kingston Upon Thames there is a pub called the Coconut where friends and i would occasionally DJ. Unfortunatly the guy who runs the music there is a total cunt by the name of Dimirti. Mate of mine was asked to DJ there one night, turns up with all his gear and Dimitri tells him he can;t play as he has one of his lame mates to do it instead. Insenced, my mate waits til Dimitri goes to the toilet and proceds to wash his cock in Dimitris pint. He then comes back to the bar and finishes his drink, much to the amusment of the wronged DJ and his friends.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 0:54, Reply)
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