Ok, so i used to live with this prick and his girlfriend and my best mate
and you need to understand he was a prick, a complete northern prick (i'm sorry, i mean no offence to northeners, i just want you all to imagine the prickiest northern bloke you can imagine) its a long story (as per usual with my qotw answers) but me and my mate ended up leaving in the night without telling the other two.

As i left i was going to wash the toilet with his tooth brush, you know, the oldies are the best... but instead i cleaned his toothbrush immaculately... then scrubbed my bell end clean with it, now i dont wanna get to detailed, but i am a student and hadn't showered in a coulple of days. We then hid an ounce of weed in his hand luggage (he was off to catch a plane the next day, and doesn't smoke so it was no loss if it worked or not), i then pissed in this stew he had made that night and let his dog out onto the street (we wern't meant to have pets in the house, but he was such an arse)

i never told my mate the extremes i went to, although she knows i did something due to the cheeky grin on my face, i was set to ignore on his msn the very next day, so i don't even know what happened... but it was worth it!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Fri 14 May 2004, 1:19, Reply)