I love my friend SO much...
Long story short... crazy girl flipped out on me at the club one week, for literally no apparent reason. She'd been nice to me before that, and nice to me five minutes before she yelled something very rude at me. I was kind of confused, to say the least. This Sunday my friends were at the same club and someone stopped by their table to put some purses and jackets on the table. "Do you mind if I put my stuff here? This is [crazy girl]'s drink, she'll come by for it later." My friends smiled sweetly, of course they didn't mind! Then my one wonderful darling friend leaned over, hiding behind a jacket, and summoned up the raunchiest, slimiest spit bomb she could and expelled it into said crazy bitch's drink.

The best part of this story is that when the girl came by for her drink, my friend smiled and said "That is SUCH a cute purse! Where did you get it?" Miss Sato, I love you so much!
(Mabel DelTaco, Fri 14 May 2004, 1:46, Reply)