I have so many,
I'll try and just include the highlights and I'll put them up as I remember them.

Last year at uni we were constantly receiving post for a lad that had previouly lived in our flat and was clearly on some sort of engineering course. Every so often we would recieve a pack of postcards from over 200 different companies regarding their building supplies of various sorts. Each postcard had boxes to fill in so that you can have brochures and catalogues sent to you so I painstakingly filled them ALL in with the address of someone that lives on my road at home with whom I have a grudge. Every box asking for affiliates to send on info was ticked to ensure maximum junk mailage. The volume of post that goes to the house must be absolutely phenominal. Lesson: never threaten me with a hammer, there will be consequences (even if it takes 5 years).
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 14 May 2004, 5:01, Reply)