TWAT
I used to work at a large merchant bank in Docklands, lets say it rhymes with Darclays Crapital. My boss there was a complete and utter cunt who had no idea of what we were supposed to do. If he got a bollocking from his manager for something that was his fault he would somehow blame his workers. I took simple, petty revenge by swapping the + and - keys on his PC keyboard. The stupid bastard then spent hours scratching his head trying to work out why + and - didn't work properly and decided it must be due to "incorrect keyboard mapping" and got PC support to swap out his perfectly good keyboard. I would simply wait for him to leave his desk and would swap them over again. He eventually sacked me. Cunt. Grant if you're reading this then beware the shadows cos I'm after you... Bwahaaha
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 14 May 2004, 9:03, Reply)