Best Revenge ever!!!
I used to work in this shop, the main shop was quite large but the back was tiny, so much so that the office was in fact the toilet! The safe was underneath the desk and the toilet was just behind the desk!!!! How filthy is that?
Well there would be at least 4 staff there at anyone time and the manager was always in the office, stuffing kfc/mcdonalds/burgerking down his throat. True to form, this one day, he was in the office yumming some lard down and i asked if i could use the bog. "gimme 5 minutes" he said so I went back on the shop floor (trying to keep the turtles head in).
Eventually he came out and I rushed in and proceeded to drop the mother load..... However, as I was sitting I could see the security TV directly in front of me, with my fat boss waving the bog roll at the camera!!! Horrified I turned and saw the bog roll was all gone!!
I was furious because this wasn't the kind of shit where you could walk away so I proceeded to find things to wipe my arse on......
the first thing was his tie lying on the desk - that got a good wipe, then the faxes he had been reading got put to good use, then I proceeded to wipe my arse all over his mcdonalds bag with his burger in side...... but the final sick bit of revenge was when I reached down and ripped out a chunk of hair with attached winnit and put inside his bag ontop of his burger!!!! Flushed, washed and out I went past him smirking and laughing and waited for the horrified screams!!!!!

Haha! He didn't find the tie out till later in the day when the area manager was coming and he went to put it on!!!!! There was plenty bog roll after that!
(Manatee Fondler, Fri 14 May 2004, 9:38, Reply)