The Vicks of shit
There was a moody cow that we shared a flat with and she left me and my missus in the lurch by leaving halfway through the contract for no reason. I can't get across in words what a nasty, cowardly, moody shit of a person she really is. She was packing her stuff and was out for the evening, so I thought..... payback time. She was a sniffly little cow and she had left her Vicks inhaler on her bed. I had a shit and it was a real sloppy one and the pushed the inhaler tube up my ring. It slipped in nice as it was still shitty as i hadn't wiped my arse yet. I actually saw particles of shit disappear down the hole on the top and I pushed it in further with a cotton wool bud. I then cleaned the evidence of inhaler and put it nicely back on her bed. Take that you slut and inhale my shit. I also pissed in her face cream.

yes I do hate her.
(manny fagnet, Fri 14 May 2004, 10:39, Reply)