back in secondary school
a few years ago one particular lad decided it would be fun to publicly ridicule me over my somewhat prominent monobrow.
Now me being a fairly easy going chap and not really giving a fuck what people thought about the way i looked (it didn't stop me having fantastic mates and copping-off with some of the prettier girls in our year) i wasn't particularly fazed by him shouting out 'monobrow' in the playground and other infantile things like that.

But when he decided to add a monobrow to a huge advertising billboard in the main center of town i began plotting my revenge...

He was a thoroughly unlikeable twat, so me and my best mate Dan decided to teach him a little lesson...

One night after getting pissed on Strongbow over the park this lad was completely trashed and was unconcious. So we naturally offered to take him home...

So, with him barely coherent and being propped up by Dan i got out my dads philishave and bic razor and completely removed his eyebrows.
Then, got a huge phat indelible marker pen and drew a mock monobrow where his eyebrows once were, with no regard for shape - just a huge 1x6 inch black line above his eyes

Revenge is so sweet (especially when he picked a fight with me the next week in school and i broke his nose :)
( applehead herp derp, Fri 14 May 2004, 12:36, Reply)