not me..
But one of my female Co-workers developed a crush on another co-worker. Obviously inside work relationships are doomed to disaster, but even more so when the guy in question has been leading about three other co-workers on for a good few weeks. obviously, the situation that had developed meant eventually something had to give. the lady in question, during an after work drink opted to make her move upon the male slut. they kissed, did the usual unceremonious groping, and eventually she shared a taxi back home with him. she did develop cold feet regarding sleeping with the young man, and made it quite apparent later that she didn't, so the chap in question opted to try and save face by coming out with the line 'I was only interested in the pussy' to interested parties, upon being asked if there was actually a relationship in the pipeline. Unfortunately, one of the people he did ask was rather partial to gossip. She told his failed shag exactly what was said, and she went to her local shop, bought a tin of catfood and stormed in, while he was working, slammed it down and shouted (extremely loudly) "Thats for your fucking pussy, you'll just have to go and get it somewhere else!" As an added bonus, we now keep the tin in pride of place in the office and we've changed all the tills so he now logs in as Felix, Garfield, or tiddles. The Funniest part though, and something completely out of our control was when his wage slips started coming through with the name Felix clarke, due to the automatic clocking in/out system sending that name through to wages.
( Muns, Fri 14 May 2004, 12:50, Reply)