I can't remember what they did to me, but it had to be something
One of my former friends, a rather prissy twat to say the least. I went round to his house to discuss the issue, I nipped to the loo at one point, and this is when the spark of genius struck. He had a tube of deep heat cream on his shelf, and next to it, almost there to do nothing more than tempt me into action, was a tub prescription cream designed to relieve a genital infection. this stuff reeked badly, and would easily mask the smell of the deep heat cream. I emptied about half of the cream out into the toilet, and replaced it with deep heat, gave it a quick stir with his toothbrush and left the room. I can only imagine what happened afterwards, but according to a mutual friend, he complained of a rather nasty burning sensation for a few weeks.
( Muns, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:07, Reply)