Ooh, ooh, got one...
Ok, so last year a load of us went to a mates cottage, lovely idyllic little place in the middle of nowhere, fields all around, perfect, right.
Anyway, so the couples get to share a room, that's me and my girlfriend and one of my best mates and his long distance bird, and given that they didn't see each other that much, we could understand that they might want to get a quickie in now and again...

Problem is that they were at it 24 hours a day, from the day we got there, now on the first day they went straight to OUR room and stayed there, so after about four hours of trying to coax them down, out come the water pistols, needless to say they weren't impressed, well to be fair the girl was in tears, but everyone else thought it was funny :D

Anyhoo, so skip forward, they've only come down for food so far, and then straight back up, and Tenacious D being rather popular in our circles, and you can probably see this coming, we put the fucking song on, top whack and proceeeded to sing along with it, we did this at the very least once an hour, for practically a week, eventually they got the hint, eventually I got a shag and eventually, veeery eventually, all was forgiven, what a charming story, oh and there's the poo in the ciste... less said the better.

Muchos apologies for length, that's just how I am ;P
(thermal_assault, Fri 14 May 2004, 14:04, Reply)