Not really revenge
Just us being evil to a drunken mate last week!

This guy decided to drink a bottle of vodka for no reason, but made a show of it. Saying he wasn't pissed he stumbled to the toilet, claiming he wasn't going to be sick. Upon his return he started saying he could drink more than me, and tried to get me to down a bottle of cordial juice because in his head this would make me pissed. I declined but he said he would down it. He managed half the bottle and somehow didn't throw up, so I was on a mission to make him chunder. Started slowly by rolling him a fag with tea in it. After smoking it he ay it was a nice fag, even complimented me on the rolling! Next I remembered I had a 2 week old beer can in my room I had been using as an ashtray. Aftr getting a fresh beer out the fridge I asked him if he wanted half of it, he readily agreed so in a couple of minutes I gave him the beer. He took quite a large gulp before telling me it was ok, then suddenly throwing up all over himself and my mates room. After dragging him to the toilet we then dragged him back to his own room (fortunatly it was just down the hall) where we tucked him up in bed. 10 minutes later we were bored again so we went back to his room with a marker pen. Whilst drawing on him he was just looking me right in the eyes with no idea what was going on, then suddenly he flipped onto his side and threw up again. In the morning he claimed, as always, he wasn't sick and said we had made up everything. Fortunatly we had a digicam that recorded most of the night!

sorry for length
( bobzarkoff, Fri 14 May 2004, 14:19, Reply)