Your Revenge StoriesWe want to hear your tales of revenge. From sewing prawns in your lovers curtains to advertising your bosses job in the newspaper. What have you done? Confess! Confess now!
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rob, Fri 14 May 2004, 1:02)
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CucumberOooh Got another one, Also from Uni days.
I remember being told a story by a girl I knew at Uni. I must admit she was a bit of a fruitloop!
At one point she was living in an all female residence and she had a falling out with one of the other girls in the house. One day she happens to be looking in the fridge and spots that her enemy has bought a cucumber for dinner. She decides to 'borrow' the cucumber.
What did she do with it? Well let's just say, she was feeling a little bit horny that day and that it was the closest thing to a man she could find!
Does she, chuck the cucumber in the bin or replace it? No. She puts it back in the fridge as if nothing has happened.
Cut to later that evening. Her enemy is tucking into a nice cucumber salad. "mmmmmmmm she says, this cucumber is delicious!"
(, Fri 14 May 2004, 16:34, Reply)
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