A few mild ones.
Long time reader first time poster.

My mate got pissed off with the boss at work one day (I can't remember why) and we happened to have lots of clocks as part of the job. He set all the alarms to go off at different intervals from 5mins time until 30mins time - the same time as the drive home the boss took with all the clocks scattered around the back of his van.

And a couple I'm going to do to the bitch that's withholding my Dad's stuff (my birthright) after his death:
1) Send her a few rocks in the post with no stamps. She'll have to pay the postage to pick them up from the Post Office before she can check what they are.
2) Put her phone number in every phone-box in London with a strippers picture and the name 'erogenique'. She's a genuine masseuse (sp?) and so anyone who phones up is likely to get as far as the table
(Chom, Fri 14 May 2004, 17:15, Reply)