Oh Hell Just thought of another....
I didn't realise I had so many revenge stories.

Again this one involves my flatmates Steve (see my earlier post) and Vish.

Vish, was the owner of an expensive but rather tastless BMW. It had the sound system, reflective number plates, motion detecting alarm system, go faster stripes - the works.

We also had the perenial nosey neighbour. This guy was 70 and completely paranoid about people parking in front of his house. Basically he was just a sad old man who wanted to keep the parking space free for when his daughter came to visit. Of Course Vish and Steve couldn't resist tormenting him. Vish would park infront of his house just to wind him up. Nosey neighbour would come out of his house, waving his walking stick and hurling abuse.

Vish was bad but it was Steve who came up with the ultimate revenge.

Steve fancied himself as a bit of a chef, so one day he decides to make a crumble for our neighbour by way of a peace offering. The contents of this dish include, Earth from the back garden, fish guts, urine, the contents of the dustbin and a whole host of other culinary delights. As a decorative touch Steve arranges the words "YOU CUNT" in pasta shells on top of the crumble.

He took it round to our neighbor and apolagetically says "I know we haven't always seen eye to eye but we'd like to give you this as our way of saying sorry."

I don't know if this guy actually ate it but I strongly suspect the Steve might have killed him if he had.
(Sadows98, Fri 14 May 2004, 17:15, Reply)