Manky Leg Cereals
While at university I broke my leg. It was the middle of summer and so to help me out, my housemates started putting salt/pepper/sand/dirt anything they could think of down the side of my plastercast to make it itch more. They also tried to put laxatives in my tea/coffee so they could watch me hobble to the bathroom.

When the time came to take the plaster off my leg... I scraped all the old dead skin off my leg, foot and from between my toes which had festered there for the past 2 months - chopped it up into tiny pieces - and put it in their readybrek :)

I sat there quietly smiling to myself every morning while they tucked in!

On the last day of Uni, I also taped stinkbombs to the underside of the pedals in their cars... and swapped the tape in one of their parents car cassette player with the recording of him and his girlfriend having phone sex that the rest of us had recorded earlier that year - something for him and his parents to listen to on the way home :)
( ashurek, Fri 14 May 2004, 17:38, Reply)