A family tale of revenge
When my grandfather was serving in the US army, he was stationed in Alaska. At one point, he was staying in a multi level barracks, which was also very unforgiving on the soldiers having sweets and soda. My grandfather devised a way of hiding a soda by attaching it to a hook and lowering it outside his window, keeping it outside and dangling on the side of the building until he wanted to drink it. Unfortunately, someone on the floor below him knew what he was up to and kept taking his soda and leaving him an empty bottle. After having enough of that trickery, he decided to piss in the bottle rather than leave real soda up there. No one ever took his soda again.
(Nickface, Fri 14 May 2004, 21:56, Reply)