Bingo.
When I left school I worked in a bingo club and the boss was an absolute cunt. I don't mean he was just a cunt of a boss - he was the most thoroughly despicable person in every way that I'd ever met. I lasted about 9 months. Years later, for reasons too boring to go into, I was installed as the Financial Director of the firm that owned the club and went about a thorough audit on the place as it was losing money. I uncovered a massive 'fiddle' and the end result was he and his assistant got sent down for four years and did two. I attended every single court appearance and was smiling straight at him while he was sentenced. I loved every last minute of it and still fall asleep smiling even now.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sun 16 May 2004, 2:19, Reply)