Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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before i knew him well enough to admit to anything myself, the bedsh1tter once made me drive him down to coldharbour lane so he could "score".
turned out his idea of scoring was to hang around lamely until he was able to spend £50 on something he thought might be an "E".
so we got it home and i unwrapped it. i said i had never seen a brown E and he told me i was being stupid. i told him i had never seen a short, skinny, brown, wooden E with a red end that could be used to light a fire and that had been broken into pieces and wrapped in clingfilm. then i asked him who was the truly stupid one...
i spent the rest of the night laughing and saying things like "you've really met your match" and "you really struck out this time" and "bet this really burns you up".
well, i thought it was funny!
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 19:01, Reply)
before i knew him well enough to admit to anything myself, the bedsh1tter once made me drive him down to coldharbour lane so he could "score".
turned out his idea of scoring was to hang around lamely until he was able to spend £50 on something he thought might be an "E".
so we got it home and i unwrapped it. i said i had never seen a brown E and he told me i was being stupid. i told him i had never seen a short, skinny, brown, wooden E with a red end that could be used to light a fire and that had been broken into pieces and wrapped in clingfilm. then i asked him who was the truly stupid one...
i spent the rest of the night laughing and saying things like "you've really met your match" and "you really struck out this time" and "bet this really burns you up".
well, i thought it was funny!
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 19:01, Reply)
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