Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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strip joints
Note to everyone who's ever been tempted to pop into a strip joint in Soho. Don't do it. Get in a cab and ask him to take you to the titty mile in the east end. Start at The Spread Eagle and work your way down to Browns. If the girl who looks like Sandra Bullock still works there, get a private booth dance off her for me. Go with your mates, take a fortune in loose change, and prepare to stock up on enough tunnel action to keep the wank bank in credit for months.
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:07, Reply)
Note to everyone who's ever been tempted to pop into a strip joint in Soho. Don't do it. Get in a cab and ask him to take you to the titty mile in the east end. Start at The Spread Eagle and work your way down to Browns. If the girl who looks like Sandra Bullock still works there, get a private booth dance off her for me. Go with your mates, take a fortune in loose change, and prepare to stock up on enough tunnel action to keep the wank bank in credit for months.
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:07, Reply)
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