Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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Tripple rip-off...
A few years ago at Fabric (club in London) I managed to sell a pill to someone for £50. I'm not a drug dealer mind, I just had a spare one and the guy was so desperate he kept offering me more and more money until I relented. Bit of a rip off but the guy was happy with his pill and I was happy with my £50 note!
Next day I realised that the £50 note he had given me was a fake!!! The bastard ripped me off! How ironical... Oh well, karma always cathes up eventually and I kind of diserved it.
However the story doesn't end here... Oh, no. I took the dodgy £50 note to an off licence and bought a big bottle of vodka and kept the £35 change woo!
So I managed to rip off the shop owner which makes this a tripple rip-off... I like to think that the shopkeeper used the dodgy £50 to rip off someone else (a prostitute maybe, a supplier or perhaps even a police mans bribe, who knows) and that the note is still in circulation happily ripping people off in a kind of nu-commerce kind of way.
Happy days...
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 14:01, Reply)
A few years ago at Fabric (club in London) I managed to sell a pill to someone for £50. I'm not a drug dealer mind, I just had a spare one and the guy was so desperate he kept offering me more and more money until I relented. Bit of a rip off but the guy was happy with his pill and I was happy with my £50 note!
Next day I realised that the £50 note he had given me was a fake!!! The bastard ripped me off! How ironical... Oh well, karma always cathes up eventually and I kind of diserved it.
However the story doesn't end here... Oh, no. I took the dodgy £50 note to an off licence and bought a big bottle of vodka and kept the £35 change woo!
So I managed to rip off the shop owner which makes this a tripple rip-off... I like to think that the shopkeeper used the dodgy £50 to rip off someone else (a prostitute maybe, a supplier or perhaps even a police mans bribe, who knows) and that the note is still in circulation happily ripping people off in a kind of nu-commerce kind of way.
Happy days...
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 14:01, Reply)
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