Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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MagsOnce bought a celophane wrapped porno mag in a Manchester sex shop for a tenner - a lot of cash for a jazz mag, but the sleaze merchant assured me it was the HARD stuff that would make my eyes water. Strolling through the Arndale Centre I ripped the celophane off to have a look at the premium filth; and it was pretty dirty... except someone had put little blue dots over the squelchy bits. Tried scratching the dots off but the mag was printed with them on. Crazy, but I actually thought someone had the job of going through a stack of mags sticking little blue dots over the engorged genetalia. Not a bad ay to do a 9 to 5, I suppose.
Thank god some clever bugger invented the internet, everybodys favorite free hardcore emporium. Donkey shagging anyone?
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SpankyHanky, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 2:05,
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