Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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I ripped off a butcher.
I bought a black pudding, cut it open, scraped out the insides and ate it (this was my pre-vegan days, obviously), then crapped in the skin. I took the pooey sausage-effect back to the butcher and claimed it smelled of shit. He agreed, and gave me my money back! Woo!
And now I've ripped you lot off by pea-roasting this from a previous qotw. But I felt ripped off because it didn't make it to the best page, even though it got more votes than some of my other answers that did.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 0:21, Reply)
I bought a black pudding, cut it open, scraped out the insides and ate it (this was my pre-vegan days, obviously), then crapped in the skin. I took the pooey sausage-effect back to the butcher and claimed it smelled of shit. He agreed, and gave me my money back! Woo!
And now I've ripped you lot off by pea-roasting this from a previous qotw. But I felt ripped off because it didn't make it to the best page, even though it got more votes than some of my other answers that did.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 0:21, Reply)
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