Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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German donkey porn...
In my Merchant Navy days as a very naive 18 year old my ship docked in Hamburg and I visited the infamous Reeperbahn district.
My mate and I wanted to see a live sex show, but it had to be something really hardcore or unusual. So when a spruiker told us about a "lady with a donkey" we readily parted with our hard earned cash.
There was a lady and a donkey as promised but to our great dismay the donkey was only given a very quick hand job and then did a rather large shit on the stage.
I reckon the donkey was ripped off too.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:28, Reply)
In my Merchant Navy days as a very naive 18 year old my ship docked in Hamburg and I visited the infamous Reeperbahn district.
My mate and I wanted to see a live sex show, but it had to be something really hardcore or unusual. So when a spruiker told us about a "lady with a donkey" we readily parted with our hard earned cash.
There was a lady and a donkey as promised but to our great dismay the donkey was only given a very quick hand job and then did a rather large shit on the stage.
I reckon the donkey was ripped off too.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:28, Reply)
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