Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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My list of hate1. All car owners/drivers in the Lothian region - YOU PEOPLE CANNOT DRIVE!!! Get a licence you unwashed drug-addled idiots!
2. All taxi drivers in lowland Scotland who obviously think they own the fucking road
3. Old people in Nissan Micras who DELIBERATELY drive at AT LEAST 10mph below the speed limit JUST TO PISS ME OFF
4. ARSEHOLES who cut me up at roundabouts because the have refrained from using the little orange lights at the corners of their cars. If you are one of these people, they are CALLED INDICATORS YOU USELESS FANNYBAG! THEY TELL PEOPLE WHICH DIRECTION YOU ARE GOING IN!!!
5. People who park too close to me allowing me approx 3mm of door opening space necessitating me having to climb into my car through the boot. I have been known to key the paintwork of the cuntoids who do this
6. The particular cock-end who decided to park up at the side of Ferry Road in Edinburgh on Tuesday morning just past Inverleith Row and then open his drivers door just as I was approaching, causing me to swerve into the path of an oncoming bus and narrowly avoid a head-on smash with said vehicle and who nonchalontly strolled away whilst I leaned on the horn and called him every bad word I could think of, much to the amusement of the bus driver. If it was you, and you are reading this: Sir, YOU ARE A TRACKSUIT-WEARING FUCKSACK AND I WANT TO TEAR YOUR LIMBS OFF AND FORCE-FEED THEM TO YOUR RETARDED SPAWN!!! You wanker.
Aaaaand relax. Better now.
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 8:26,
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