Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Bloody cab driversWe'd just put the nipper to bed, back a year or so ago when the slightest noise would unleash a torrent of sub-toddler-wailing the likes of which could stand your teeth on edge - and were enjoying a crafty fag outside thanking the good Lord above that the nipper had gone down in relative peace and equanimity. When along came a cab.
PARP PARP PAAAAAAAAAAAAARP
I walked out into the street, barefoot, chubby, speccy, in t-shirt and shorts, opened his car door and screamed in the fuckers face - "GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR AND KNOCK YOU LAZY WAZZOCK" Slammed the door and hobbled back up the path, much to the amazement of the Missus who had hardly ever heard me shout before.
It counts because it was on the road.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:11, Reply)
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