Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Soiled pantsAs I drove through the town centre one day, a car full of baseball-capped chavs started to to tailgate me. With their troglodytic intelligence, they thought it hilarious to stick to the back of my car, knowing that I couldn't accelerate away in heavy traffic.
So just before I turned off, I turned all the lights on. Mistaking this for my brake lights, they screeched to a halt and stalled in the middle of the traffic amidst a cacophony of horns.
I cheerily waved them the finger as I turned, and hoped their ludicrous tracksuits were full of shite. Cnuts.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 11:04, Reply)
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