Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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BMW DriversNot just BMW drivers (who are, to a person, ignorant morons who don't know what mirrors, indicators, red lights or lane markings are for) but also Volvo, Merc and Lexus drivers. All of them should be shot on sight without exception.
Anyhoo...there I am, with a pal, tooling up past Inverness going to visit some friends. The traffic is heavy and so we begin to filter on our motorcycles (note to the brain-dead: not lane split, but filter).
All going swimmingly until some complete cock-cheese in a blue Volvo penis-recplacement decides that because HE is stuck in a jam EVERYONE should be stuck and he deliberately swerves over to block the gap, nearly sending me flying into the car to my right.
Car to the right (Ford Mondeo, driven by a blonde lady IIRC) sees twat-boy and, bless her, drives as close to the barrier as she can to try and give us room. But shit-for-brains just moves over further.
Just as I am seriously cosnider punching his car (kevlar reinforced knuckle shields + car = expensive bill) the anal smear in the Volvo gets distracted by his penis pump (or whatever device they have in Volvos) and gives a gap which we manage to squeeze through.
This kind of thing is a common enough occurance and it is always raging arse bandits in BMWs, Volvos, Mercs and Lexi. You are cnuts and I hate you all.
rachelswipe: Buy a bike and profit! (Well, save). TGH though, people should be fitting at least 4 bikes into one car bay.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:09, Reply)
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