Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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CockingcockingtwattwatfuckarsebumholeDICKHEAD!You : A newish black BMW 5 series.
Me : A Smart fortwo.
Sir, or may I just call you cuntface?
I realise that as a small car that was already *on* the roundabout, and signalling my intention to turn into the supermarket; I should have known that you would select that as the perfect moment to floor it and yank your big dickhead mobile out directly into my path.
I apologise for hoofing on the anchors to avoid slamming into your door.
I must further apologise for pointing at your car, and remarking to ms.bowdie that "I fucking knew that twat was going to do that"
I really enjoyed your stopping in the other lane and flipping two birds at me, your little wormlike face contorted in anger.
You cunt.
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bowdie, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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