Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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BathingThe little un' is 16 months old, and has managed to beg a new Bob The Builder 'brolly and naturlich, he wanted to try it out in the rain.
So off we tootle down through the park to the Co-Op to get some groceries. Now the wee-un walks very nicely, and he loves his new 'brolly so much that's it's up and banging me on the leg ALL the way through the park, even though the rain clouds have all gone away and the sun, she shines brightly causing a light steam to emanate from our Kagoules.
So as we emerge onto the West Road in Newcastle, I thought it was possibly wise to retract the 'brolly for fear I wouldn't be able to cope with it, and a particularly nippy toddler. So there I crouched, on the West Road trying to extricate a Bob the Builder 'brolly from the vice-like grip of the wee-un and a light-metallic-green Jaguar S-Type decided to veer into the nearest puddle and wash us both head to toe with dirty water.
The little one cried his little heart out.
Now obviously, I'm enraged by this and by the time I'd picked up the 'nipper the said light-metallic-green Jaguar S-Type had just turned the corner out of sight.
So I ask you - if you live in Newcastle and you know of a light-metallic-green Jaguar S-Type - please a) Smash his wing-mirrors b) take a good-sized gouge out of his silly little paint-job or preferably c) message me with his details so I can report the bastard to the police - because remember - it is an offence to deliberately drive through a puddle with the intention of wetting a pedestrian. And I'm the sort of cunt who will press charges.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:02, Reply)
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