Road Rage
Last week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
( , Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
Last week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
( , Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Die Autobahnen.....
The Nazi's single most greatest invention - motorways with no speed limits...
Cue driving from one end of the country to the other in a fully laden 3,5 ton merc sprinter, somewhere in shitty Hessen (crappy state in the middle of germany) some prick decides to cut us up and squeeze into a gap of half a car length - (this all whilst driving at 110 mph).......screeeeeeeeech of tyres, much light and horn action, and not nearly enough visual swearing - the cunt had the cheek to look at us as we passed as if to say what?.
Fucking bmw driving fucktard son of a crack whore kraut!
Shame we didnt plough in the back of him and give him a good slap....
Oh and they say that bmw is the bavarian clitoris, every cunt has one.....
( , Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:34, Reply)
The Nazi's single most greatest invention - motorways with no speed limits...
Cue driving from one end of the country to the other in a fully laden 3,5 ton merc sprinter, somewhere in shitty Hessen (crappy state in the middle of germany) some prick decides to cut us up and squeeze into a gap of half a car length - (this all whilst driving at 110 mph).......screeeeeeeeech of tyres, much light and horn action, and not nearly enough visual swearing - the cunt had the cheek to look at us as we passed as if to say what?.
Fucking bmw driving fucktard son of a crack whore kraut!
Shame we didnt plough in the back of him and give him a good slap....
Oh and they say that bmw is the bavarian clitoris, every cunt has one.....
( , Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:34, Reply)
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