Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Early Morning Screaming ManiacI went to a large Tesco early one morning before work. Seeing as it's a big place, it has a big car park, but as it was cold I parked as close to the door as I could, which just happened to be beside just about the only other car parked there.
As I prepared to get out, a man strode across the car park and stood in front of my car, his face screwed up with rage.
"You fucking idiot!" he began, "All this car park and you park next to my car, you shit! All this fucking car park! You fucking, fucking, fucking idiot!"
By this time he was trembling. I sat where I was, astounded at this outburst. I just wanted to buy a box of Miniature Heroes for someone who was leaving work.
He strode round and got into his car, still screaming at me. My last glimpse of him was as he mouthed the words "fucking bastard", before reversing at high speed and screeching off. And that was that.
I have also seen a man drag another man out of a car onto the verge of a dual carriageway, only to call him a cunt and stomp away. I love driving.
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Smallbrainfield, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 21:57,
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