Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Some WankerComing home today along a country lane by a Church, its a narrowish road with cars parked on the left (my side). I look ahead, nowt comin so off I go, then some twat in an Audi appears. Now, if he was to wait I can approach him, pull into a gap and he can pass.
But nooooooooooooo
He comes on as far as he can, looks at me (the rich CUNT) and waves his hand at me to back up. So I did, flipped him the bird and got a very apologetic look from the woman behind Audi CUNT.
Also:
Im a sensible, polite (generally) driver BUT I hate:
Taxi Drivers - How many times have I let you out not for you to say "Thankyou" ? Too many is the answer.
Child on board signs - WHY ?
CUNTS WHO DRIVE WITH THEIR CUNTING FOG LIGHT ON WHEN IT'S NOT CUNTING FOGGY !!!!!!!!
Wankers who sit in traffic blaring their CUNTING dance music - ARE YOU FUCKIN DEAF AS WELL AS TONE DEAF ? Chav Cunts the lot of ya !
Men who drive in hats. And pipes.
Women - why do you need to get into the car then do your make up/fiddle with the radio/mirror/seat ?
How many people out there cannot change a tyre or (and as I worked in a petrol station the answer is " a lot") take their petrol cap off without assistance !
Kids who cycle on the pavement - adults are beneath content but cmon kids - if you're man enough to cycle, at least use the FUCKING ROAD YOU CUNTS.
...time for a lie down now, Mrs kite will soothe my fevered brow...
Christ I hate you all .
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 22:37, Reply)
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