Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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and finallyi was in sainsburys in the footballers' wives town where my dad lives. in the Q i overheard the seriously high-maintenance-trophy-never worked-a-day-in-her-life-wife in front of me telling the cashier that her husband wasn't speaking to her.
turned out the silly cow had got the heel of her 6" manolo stuck under the driver's mat in her 4x4 as she was cruising into her own drive. she had promptly driven straight over the top of her husband's brand new menopause mobile porsche.
as if that wasn't enough, still unable to stop, she had pushed the mangled carcasses of both cars into the kitchen wall, thereby destroying a large part of their new extension. all in all she reckoned the bill would be £200,000.
and she found this funny.
i felt like throwing my shopping over her gucci-clad back...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 9:39,
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