Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Cheats never prosperI was racing along one day, doing bout 100-110ish when all of a sudden I was furiously overtaken and cut up by a load of gangsta wanna bes, which caused me to lose control of my Turbo Terrific and crash into a wall. Low and be-hold it was the Ant Hill Mob. The reason they were driving so quickly was because they were being closely chased by Dick Dastardly in his Mean Machine. He appeared to have some kind of giant Acme rocket strapped to the top of his car which promptly exploded leaving him and his pet dog driving nothing but two wheels and a smouldering seat. I wouldn’t have minded but the stupid moustached cunt never wins a race a anyway! Why does he ruin everyone elses chances!
Makes me so angry!!!!!
Yours Sincerely
Peter Perfect
(, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 10:33, Reply)
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