Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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snow on the a27is a rare beast...a 'dolly' in a sportscar (not rachel? oh no!) i was in the outer lane and then we all stopped, to do 1 or 2mph. next to me was the turn right lane and dolly decided she from the other lane wanted to go right, so i stopped and left a space-no movement. the gap tween me n twunt un frunt got bigger. so i edge off....dolly moves, i tap me brakes and slide-blocking her movement. we sit fer a bit, then i move on again, thinking dolly's gived up, oh no as i move so does she....so i tap me brakes n slide...we all come to ahalt again. I sit for 5minutes...the gap tween me n twunt in frunt gets even bigger, so dolly's given up i think and begin to move again, but no, as i start to move so does she....by now I'm F'hysterical, so i tap the brakes n slide again. come to a stop the twunt behind me is by now leaning on the horn like its stopping him from china syndrome...
Dolly bared her teeth so far i can read the dentists initials and everybody else is glaring like i'm some kind of sick twat for stopping dolly from escaping....so i stay stopped for a little longer....guess what, as i start to move, so does dolly (daydream) but this time i sed Fu*ckit and drove on into brighton...
theres a moral there sumwhere, don't drive on yellow snow?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, Reply)
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