Rooooad triiip
Valencia - Zaragoza - Madrid. Spent the entire journey sweating like a paedo in a creche and avoiding manic Spanish drivers, and narrowly avoiding multiple pile-ups three times (one serious accident occurring at least once on each leg of the journey, proper Dukes Of Hazzard style cars flying into fields stuff)

Macedonia : Skopje - Tirana - Belgrade (Macedonia-Albania-Serbia). Packs of wild dogs, sex-trafficking shake-downs at customs, hair-raising mountain-range driving, ball-hair close head-on collision avoidance and Sunburn. It was great.

Africa : Johannesburg-Pretoria-Ellis Ras (near border with Zimbabwe). Mental. Just mental. Baboons, lions, townships and random people selling very random stuff in the middle of road junctions miles from anywhere. Loads of places to buy fresh Biltong on the way though, usually in a brown bag sold out of a tin-shack, and swimming in water as warm as your bath while sipping nice cold beers.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, 1 reply)

Stay out of my bath.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:19, closed)