Day trip to Florida
I was having dinner with a friend in Toronto who was umming and ahhing about the cost of a flight to a family reunion in Florida. A friend leaned across the table and suggested she 'just drive there'.

On being told, in no uncertain terms, that To/Fla is over 2000km, her friend scoffed and announced that her parents used to drive her family there in hours.

On being shown an atlas, and given a stern lecture in geography, she started to doubt herself and called her mum, who calmly informed her that as children they had been drugged insensible prior to a marathon 30hr journey, and in her late twenties genuinely thought that the other side of the continent was only a couple of hours away...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, 4 replies)

drugged insensible deserves a click

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:31, closed)

Rapist

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:33, closed)

Measuring distances in km doesn't.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, closed)

Sadly, the Canadians are rather uncivilised that way. They seem to forget who their rightful owners are.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:34, closed)