Literally got back from an Alpine road trip yesterday...
Just finished an excellent road trip from Munich, down through the Alps and Dolomites and back. Stopped off in Cortina d'Ampezzo. Mate said you know you are in northern Italy coz all the ladies are stunners. We then proceeded to pass minger after minger after minger...
(ihavechangedmyusernamesoicannotbeidentified, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:07, 9 replies)

Dolomite?
The tough, black mineral, that won't crap out when there's heat all about?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:02, closed)

You're thinking of Dolemite.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0072895/
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:12, closed)

Quick,
call Matt Groening and explain this to him.

(Can't find the right video, so this will have to do.)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:38, closed)

Ah. I'd not seen that episode of Futurama.
Though your description applies equally well to the titular hero of Dolemite.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:53, closed)

That's the gag,
but I couldn't find video of the relevant part of "Jurassic Bark", so had to make do with the rehash of the joke from another episode.

Over-explanation has rather killed my attempt at a humorous reply. :(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00, closed)

Shall we flog it a bit more to really extract the last ounce of humour from it?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:10, closed)

I think I'm spent.
This has never happened to me before, honest.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:17, closed)

I looked this up hoping it was about a tiny insect waiting for his giro.
(tyrellsOwl, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:07, closed)

With his stable of insect bitches.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:59, closed)