One of my pet hates is
the phrase "long-time lurker, first-time poster" why can't anyone admit they are new? Do people think Oh well must have been here since the start, extra kudos? /Rant


Btw welcome to b3ta
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:32, 2 replies)

That, and any of the many variations on "pearoast"
are like nails on a blackboard, for me.

Funnily enough, nails on a blackboard don't bother me at all. Polystyrene does, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:41, closed)

Definately MM
It just brings me out in a fit of rage hulk style when I see it.

Nails down a blackboard are fine for me also, I think the whole thing is over rated.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:50, closed)

Now that schools have moved on to whiteboards,
what are future generations going to use as a reference point?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:03, closed)

arse rape

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:08, closed)

They were doing the whole arse rape thing when I was at school.
Lot tougher the arse rape was when I were a nipper, kids get dumbed down arse rape nowadays.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:11, closed)

It's not rape if they don't say no.
Chloroform is your friend.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

What if they have no tongue?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:11, closed)

No rimming for you, then.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:13, closed)

i am chewing on polystyrene as i type.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58, closed)

AAAAaaaaaaargh!
Swimming lessons were hell, for me, as the only thing worse than dragging fingers across a wet float, is rubbing one float against another.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:02, closed)

Not a fan of X-Ray Spex, then?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:05, closed)

Arf!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:09, closed)

And *pop*
for first posts.

Even though I think I may have done that myself.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:44, closed)