Pissed off 'cos your dad gets more pussy than you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:55, 1 reply)

This is another attempt to get me to mount your mum again isn't it?
Look even though it's free for me I'm still not interested.

Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:57, closed)

Awww Rory, why so stressed?
Job center closed again?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:09, closed)

You fucking imbecile why would the job centre be shut on a week day?
See the thing that you're using right now, right that's called the internet, the job centre also post joblistings 'online'. I post several vacancies when I need to employ drop kicks like you on a temp basis, you're generally too stupid to ever consider taking on as a permanent.

Hope this helps, cheers xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:16, closed)

Oi turd boy.
You seem to know the workings of it so well.

Are you still living the fantasy that you are a corporate bigwig working for some go getting company. Take your medication and the dreams to reality balance is restored old chap.

old chap Fuckstain
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:20, closed)

You are so easy to enrage Rory,
you penis.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, closed)

arf
( Trollman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, closed)

Yes, the medications have given me a stunning insight into the inner workings of Job Centre, such as knowing about 'weekdays' and 'online advertising'
If there's anyone here without their boo-hoo medications today it's you Turtle bwoi
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:24, closed)

rory
you can't even have a decent discussion without veins popping out in your neck when you type. No wonder people on here pity you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, closed)

You need to leave your house, get a job, that should help
jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/homepage.aspx?sessionid=3ca52f64-4feb-4cb9-b538-e062272f76e4&pid=4
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, closed)

Ssh!
He's a comedy genius. He even took the trouble to type 'bwoi' and everything.

Picture him getting right up in your face and saying it, go on, I defy you not to giggle.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, closed)

I preferred you drunk and crying online :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, closed)

So you DO know who I am!
I am so flattered. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, closed)

Wahh Waah Whinge Me drunk Blub Blub Blub
Being that pathetic tends to make you somewhat noticeable
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, closed)

Well, we making a smashing couple then don't we darling.
x
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, closed)

Dunno, you'd get on my tits, forever 'watering down' the drinks cabinet, and shouting angry at the passing cars having pissed yourself
No offence, I'm sure you're lovely really, it just wouldn't work out.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, closed)

Bloody hell
You actually made me laugh intentionally for once.

This has all been worthwhile after all.

Well, it's been a blast lover, but I best get back to work.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, closed)

No.
It's a Guns n' Roses lyric.

I figured a teenage lad like you would like righteous hard rock lyrics.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, closed)