You were drunk in a field of cow pats...
And you didn't push at least one of your
mates over into the cow poo?
(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:26, 1 reply)

it was dark and we forgot about the shit till we were through it
there were pushes & fights and general twatery associated with a group of young lads on the piss but we came through unscathed.

I felt this was at least a bit interesting but aparently not ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:40, closed)

I'm shit at this 'being mean to stories' lark
I always end up feeling guilty. It was just a throwaway comment. Then the Danny Boyle thing was just building on Vag's response. After that I was just poking Rory with a stick because...well...it's fun to poke Rory with a stick.

The story was perfectly innoffensive and harmless. And I've liked a lot of your stories in the past.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:51, closed)

I liked his story, proper three act stuff, ending in a powerful and thought provoking manner.
I mean by what probabilities did they ALL manage to avoid stepping in cow faeces, which deity was smiling upon them that particular day. Fuck, if that had been a minefield in Afghanistan we'd be looking at a Pulitzer Prize story. This guy would OWN QOTW.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:02, closed)

Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
I fucking love you, Rory.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:43, closed)

*hands scarpe a pointy stick*

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:24, closed)

I appreciate the serendipity of the lack of pat contact
and as long as there was some general twatery I thoroughly approve.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:21, closed)