Wolfe Creek Crater
It was an epic adventure across the Kimberley in a Toyota Landcruiser in North West Australia. Having razzed past grey nomads in a cloud of red dust along the Gibb river road, we grew bored of the vibration free bitumen and headed for the Tanami track to Wolfe Creek Crater. Rattling like loose false teeth in a vibrator-using pensioner we pulled up as sun set at the campsite at Wolfe Creek crater. At this point, the error of watching the film "Wolf creek" prior to leaving Sydney struck home. Perhaps something sunny with Toni Collete would have been better than watching the savage torturing of backpackers in said crater. Trying to remain rational as bobbing torchlights headed to the outback dunny and back, we tucked into the wine.....
Wavy lines...
4am. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. We awoke to the sound of footsteps around the van on the gravel. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Silence
Heavy breathing.
4:01 Decision made to ignore pant-wetting terror and stay in psychopath proof landcruiser until light when all serial killers go home to watch Oprah or some such
4:05 Bladder decides combination of bottle of wine and absolute fear means it will need attention sooner than the dawn
4:10 Unsuccessful search in van for ladypee suitable container. Continuing crunching footsteps and heavy breathing outside
4:15 Fashion defence weapon out of fire extinguisher and make A-team stylie leap out of van shouting in bid to startle assasin therefore buying vital seconds before torture commences
4:16 Cow standing beside van eating grass, crunching and breathing heavily looks a little surprised but maintains steady grass in methane out production
4:17 Pee on shoes in relief at lack of serial killer and lack of directable flow

Length - about 4cm you'll find
(willydoc, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:02, 4 replies)

reading beteen the lines here, this seems to be a story about wolfe creek crater.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:05, closed)

click.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)

Pithy
A lovely turn of phrase means you get a click.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:31, closed)

POIDH.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)